My Life and other Misadventures

50 SHAMES OF EARL GREY

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:55:04 -0400

Earl Grey: I'm going to do it to you doggy style.
Anna Steal: Should I bark?
Earl Grey: Why would you bark?
Anna Steal: Well, I thought maybe that's why it's called 'doggy style.'

autocrate: An art student in the UK did this piece for her...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:49:34 -0400

autocrate:

An art student in the UK did this piece for her final. A wedding dress completely made out of divorce papers.

50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:44:09 -0400

50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."

rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:38:32 -0400

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 18:33:00 -0400

cthulhu-with-a-fez: likeahyena: i’m 47594% sure that...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:27:31 -0400

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

likeahyena:

i’m 47594% sure that grandmother is a completely accurate depiction of me in 50 years

that grandma is our spirit animal

“And the point of great writers like [Oscar] Wilde is that they...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:22:14 -0400

“And the point of great writers like [Oscar] Wilde is that they make that invitation to you; they welcome you”. - Stephen Fry

thegoldenuno: toastyhat: awesomephilia: Reverse gender...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:16:54 -0400

thegoldenuno:

toastyhat:

awesomephilia:

Reverse gender stereotypes at the gym

Aaahhhh get on my dash you amusing thing you.

DONT BE A LITTLE PENIS

thehatterschild: crustified: havocados: emorenita: why...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:11:21 -0400

thehatterschild:

crustified:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Don’t mind the caption, just look at the pictures and learn.

I CAN FEEL HER DELIGHT

chillanthropist: Barbie and Ken. If you look in the second to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:05:51 -0400

chillanthropist:

Barbie and Ken.

If you look in the second to last picture, you can see an eye in the window in the mirror, like there’s someone looking into the dollhouse.

this shit is too eerie

The Entire Plot of The Avengers

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:54:53 -0400

theterrorthatflapsinthenight:

mortenavida:

Also the entire plot of the entire Lord of the Rings series

skeletonadventure: yumiishiyama: justanotherbloggar: yumiishiy...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:49:16 -0400

skeletonadventure:

yumiishiyama:

justanotherbloggar:

yumiishiyama:

Abby: It is physically impossible to make the cat face
Me: You sure about that

This is fucking fake

homeless-network: this is the funniest thing I’ve seen for 21...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:43:54 -0400

homeless-network:

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen for 21 years

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Mon, 20 May 2013 19:38:19 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 18:33:16 -0400

idiotsonfb: Craig makes a good point.

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:27:46 -0400

idiotsonfb:

Craig makes a good point.

daughter-of-a-badass: katiebug445: rainywithachanceofstars: OH MY GOD BUT I JUST REALIZED THAT...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:22:13 -0400

daughter-of-a-badass:

katiebug445:

rainywithachanceofstars:

OH MY GOD BUT

I JUST REALIZED

THAT WASN’T CAS KILLING HUNDREDS OF DEANS IN SECLUSION

THAT WAS CAS

HEARING DEAN’S PRAYERS

AFTER EVERY FEW KILLINGS

I THOUGHT THIS EPISODE COULDN’T GET ANY MORE PAINFUL

I WAS WRONG

SO WRONG

SATAN, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET YOUR ASS TO BED!

FUCKING HELL

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Mon, 20 May 2013 15:16:45 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 14:11:19 -0400

Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:05:39 -0400

Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*