My Life and Other Misadventures

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My name is Paige and I have Asperger's Syndrome. I'm currently in college and in the process of changing my degree from Early Childhood Education to Vocational Rehabilitation Counseling. Pretty much that means I want to help those who are disabled just like me. For the time being, I'm working part time at a pretty decent job at a car wash.

Other stuff you all should know: I was born on November 30, 1993. I'm a Sagittarius. I live in Virginia, but hopefully I'll be somewhere else in the future. All of my favorite things can be found on here (if you have the time to go through four years of clutter known as my archive) and I plan to start a YouTube channel to express myself better than I can on Tumblr. I'll let you all know when that happens.

If you've gotten this far without clicking away from my page, then congratulations: you win a follow back!

Also I'm currently single, just in case any of you were wondering. And I'm straight if it matters to you.

Without further ado, I present to you the circus act that has become my life. Enjoy!

"Girlfriend, no!"
Me everytime someone really fucks up.
— 4 hours ago
#this has been an original post  #goodnight 

sweatyeah:

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

This is adorable!

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via dimplesfrecklesprettyboyangels)

— 5 hours ago with 688575 notes
futuristic-space-cake:

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

I think you mean optimom prime

futuristic-space-cake:

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

I think you mean optimom prime

(via staceyisaturtle)

— 7 hours ago with 312837 notes

feelingsanti:

i’m not like other girls

i was born with glass bones and paper skin

every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms

at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

(via youroklahomie)

— 1 day ago with 101122 notes
Anonymous asked: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.


Answer:

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iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here

— 1 day ago with 278253 notes