My Life and Other Misadventures

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My name is Paige and I have Asperger's Syndrome. I'm currently in college and in the process of changing my degree from Early Childhood Education to Vocational Rehabilitation Counseling. Pretty much that means I want to help those who are disabled just like me. For the time being, I'm working part time at a pretty decent job at a car wash.

Other stuff you all should know: I was born on November 30, 1993. I'm a Sagittarius. I live in Virginia, but hopefully I'll be somewhere else in the future. All of my favorite things can be found on here (if you have the time to go through four years of clutter known as my archive) and I plan to start a YouTube channel to express myself better than I can on Tumblr. I'll let you all know when that happens.

If you've gotten this far without clicking away from my page, then congratulations: you win a follow back!

Also I'm currently single, just in case any of you were wondering. And I'm straight if it matters to you.

Without further ado, I present to you the circus act that has become my life. Enjoy!

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

(via goodmorningagainworld)

— 7 hours ago with 290366 notes

tateyarna-ayano:

finDING GOOD QUALITY STUFF FOR SUPER CHEA P

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(via dont-be-an-asshat)

— 7 hours ago with 228525 notes

officialcherhorowitz:

"pizza is great but I can’t stand the crust"

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(Source: gangsterpng, via dont-be-an-asshat)

— 7 hours ago with 28859 notes

hom3stuck-pon3:

i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long

(Source: moltres, via dont-be-an-asshat)

— 7 hours ago with 344950 notes
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via tracingfaces)

— 7 hours ago with 102229 notes

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

(via make-my-heart-happy)

— 7 hours ago with 928561 notes

fireandeyre:

anneboleyns:

scarlett johansson + hair

this is like those do you love the color of the sky posts but better

(via dont-be-an-asshat)

— 7 hours ago with 104720 notes